peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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(づ。◕‿◕。)づ

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Leo and his plump toy :’)

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah